ScottfromCA

Angelina Jolie Knocked Up

2006-01-11T08:20:00.000-08:00

The lovely, cunt-lipped Angelina Jolie is with baby -- Brad's baby!

She's one lucky girl. I would give my last Krispy Kreme donut to have Brad Pitt make a creampie in my boy pussy!

I predict the Bradangelina creation will be the most beautiful baby ever born.

HAPPY NEW YEARS, DARLINGS!

2005-12-31T15:30:00.000-08:00

I've NEVER been "big" on making resolutions, but this is ridiculous.

2006 means a diet for me. Why my ass is so fat now, I can't find clothes to fit and sex is a struggle -- even a man with a horse dick has trouble hittin' my boy pussy thru all the fat.

My Christmas Wish List

2005-12-24T07:10:00.000-08:00

I know I've been a fucking troll this year, posting on blogs, using fake names, overeating like a pig and blowing everything in pants (even greasy Mexicans), but I hope Santa overlooks this and gives me a few gifts.

Here's Scottfromca wants for Christmas;

1.) panties that fit!
-weighing 385lbs., it's very difficile to find panties than go around my massive pig-belly and not ride up my crack.
2.) wigs!
- I needs new wigs for my drag act and for once, I'd like at least one human hair wig. All of mines are made of plastic and they don't style well.
3.) a man!
- I am a good queen and one day would like to settle down and start a family. It's hard to find a good man these days!
4.) a year's supply of Beano!
- I fart all the time and it's getting so that people don'twant to be around me.
5.) an identity!
- this posting on blogs as Marni, Lady V, et al, is becoming tiresome. Everyone is onto my shtick and I'm running out of options.
6.) psychological therapy!
- just a few sessions to help me figure out why I'm such a phony and a fuckup.
7.) a Jack-in-the-Box Card!
- this allows you to eat fine, fast food and not have to bring cash!

Well, Motherfuckers, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and Kwanzaa with pigs feet!

Big Chest, Big Heart, Big Christmas Greetings!

2005-12-17T08:16:00.000-08:00

Merry Christmas Fellow Conservative Cocksuckers!

2005-12-17T07:13:00.000-08:00

Don't cha love this time of the year?

I do and I love to dress in festive drag to celebrate. Don't forget to send a Happy Holiday greeting to this true American patriot.

The liberals have been dogging her something awful lately.

Marni Launches Annie Lennox!

2005-08-29T07:32:00.000-07:00

I'm a genius! A fat, fucking genius!

After racking my brain I had a revelation for my new act!

Scottfromca as Marni does Annie Lennox!

I plan to perform Sweet Dreams sung in pig latin! After all, I'm a pig and I love latin men with big cocks, so what's a better fit?

Here's the translation of the Sweet Dreams lyrics into pig latin.

Eetsway eamsdray areway ademay ofway isthay
Owhay amway Iway otay isagreeday?
Iway aveltray ethay orldwayAndway ethay evensay eassay--Everybody'sway ookinglay orfay omethingsay.
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay useway ouyay
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay etgay usedway ybay ouyay
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay abuseway ouyay
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay ebay abusedway.
(Oldhay ouryay eadhay upway--Eepkay ouryay eadhay upway--OVIN'MAY ONWAY)

See you soon, baby!

What is it with the Niggers?

2005-08-27T14:16:00.000-07:00

I was out at the Club last night with my friends Planteen, Earcele, Aquanetta, and La Tasha just kickin' it and having a few beers.

Nothing serious. Light and easy. You know how it is after a busy week laying up watching Springer, reruns of Moeesha, and the Fresh Prince, well a girl's just got to get out and shake her money maker and say "hey girl."

Well, about 6 brothers came in and started hastlin' us. Talkin' bout "baby, wanna' come home with me and shit like that." I just wanted to hang out and go home. So I turned all of them down cold.

Well, they started fightin' and carryin' on something awful. I had to sneak my fat ass out the back door and into a cab home.

I guess whenever you get more than 2 niggers together in the same place, it's a riot in the making. Especially when there are beautiful girls like me around to make em' horny.

I've Always Been a Liar

2005-08-26T04:46:00.000-07:00

It's true.

I was thinking about it and I've always had trouble telling the truth. I guess it started as a child and my lying to my mother. Later, I lied to teachers and friends.

I'm a cheater too, but that's a whole other thread I'll cover later.

Now, as an adult, I lie on the blog. I roam around impersonating otheres. It's not difficult because I am a female impersonator and I'm a sneak and a snake and a pig too.

I guess you could say I suffer from impulse control issues. I'm also a cum addict -- can't get enough.

My IP addresses keep getting banned and I've failed to contribute anything meaningful to the blogosphere. My reputation is well established now as a troublemaker and a liar.

Should I blow my brains out or just eat a 3lbs. bag of BBQ popato chips and wallow in my sorrow or both?

To the world, I say F UC K Y O U!

Aren't Women a Pain in the Ass?

2005-08-24T14:53:00.000-07:00

They really are a pain in the ass. They're always running around bitching and complaining about their period, or bloating or the boyfreinds or their husbands.

I just hate women!

They don't know how good they have it. All they have to do is lay back, spread their legs and let their man fuck em.' They get pleasure, the man gets some pleasure and the world is all the better for it.

But oh no. They have to complain.

Listen you stupid bitches, you know how hard it is for a fat male cow like me to ready myself for sex? First, I must fast, then clean myself out and then properly lubricate my boypussy for entry. It takes a lot of work.

These dumb women don't know how lucky they are having a bio-snatch. But they complain.

Girls, fuck off and shut up.

Scottfromca as Marni as Celine Dion!

2005-08-23T11:14:00.000-07:00

Just before going on stage!

Marni as Celine Dion. Am I a beauty or what? I starved myself for 12 hours to fit into this damned dress!

I ADORE Jeff Gannon!

2005-08-23T06:12:00.000-07:00

Here's his latest column from the Washington Blade.

THE RECENT FOCUS on issues surrounding stem cell research has revived an ethical debate in some scientific circles about human genetic engineering.
In expanding the frontiers of research into the basic makeup of the human species, discoveries made along the way may provide an answer about whether sexual orientation is determined by genetic factors. In the past two decades, prevailing thought has shifted from homosexuality being a learned behavior to a belief that a person is born gay.
Isolation of a “gay gene” might cause a seismic shift in support for abortion among gay people. At present, gay men and lesbians line up strongly behind a woman’s right to an abortion, albeit under a less sinister banner of “freedom of choice.”
How might that position change if parents were able to decide to terminate a pregnancy because of the presence of a genetic predisposition to homosexual behavior?
It would be folly to think that most prospective parents would be willing to bring a pregnancy to term knowing the child would be born gay. The issue is far less prickly for those opposed to abortion and homosexuality, since the identification of a gay gene would probably be quickly followed by a therapy to eradicate it as if it were a genetic defect.
Despite growing tolerance of homosexuals in American culture, it is questionable whether many parents would want that lifestyle for their children.
EARLIER THIS YEAR, Maine state Rep. Brian Duprey proposed a law that would prohibit termination of a pregnancy based on the sexual orientation of a fetus. Other lawmakers viewed it as a disingenuous attempt to force them to choose between supporting gay rights and abortion rights, since the bill’s Republican author supports neither.
But the initiative anticipates what may be an inevitable dilemma. Does unrestricted abortion pose a threat to the future of the gay community? What could be done about anti-gay bigotry toward the unborn and what rights would be sacrificed in the process?
Already abortion rights supporters are gearing up to oppose any nominee to the Supreme Court who might overturn Roe vs. Wade. For 30 years, they have challenged legislation that would place limits on abortion, believing that any ground given in the battle would lead to outlawing the practice.
It is inconceivable that they would reverse course to allow some kind of non-discrimination exception.
Part of the problem is that the Supreme Court decision that constitutionalized the right to abortion is based on a specious assertion of privacy, not an explicit constitutional right to terminate a pregnancy.
It would be impossible to protect a gay fetus without undermining the concept of privacy between a woman and her physician.
LESS TOLERANT CULTURES might not face the same ethical dilemma. In societies where homosexuality is illegal, it is possible that abortions would be forced upon mothers whose fetuses test positive for a gay gene.
In China and North Korea, women are routinely subjected to forced abortions because they have not obtained government permission to bear a child. It is certainly within the realm of possibility that those regimes might view homosexuality as an undesirable trait and seek to eliminate it.
While such a discovery is speculative, it bears some consideration in advance. In 1993, Dean Hamer, a researcher at the National Cancer Institute, announced that he believed he had isolated a gay gene. Even though his claim has not yet been confirmed, it is an indication that science is pursuing such a line of research.
Along with scientific and technological advances come moral and ethical challenges. Without a thoughtful discussion of the implications of unlocking the mystery of human sexuality, there could be a brave new world with significantly fewer gays in it.

http://washblade.com/2005/8-19/view/columns/

Brad & Jen Split Final - My Turn?

2005-08-23T06:06:00.000-07:00

Well girls, Brad & Jen are no more. A judge in California granted their final divorce decree yesterday and I'm happy.

What does a stud like Brad Pitt want with this skinny hag Jennifer Aniston anyway? She has no titties and is a twig!

Now, if Brad -- all muscle and hard pecker, wants a real woman, then I'm available. Honey, I could make Mr. Pitt very happy. Best of all he could cum as often as he wants and never worry about making me preggers. My boypussy is a child-free zone!

I love Brad Pitt!

I'm A Loser and a Fat Pig

2005-08-22T20:50:00.000-07:00

I've had another IP address banned.

It looks like everywhere I roam and even places I don't roam, bloggers are aware of my reputation as a gate-crasher and a troublemaker.

I really AM the most hated freakoid in the blogosphere. Oh well, I'll drown my sorrow in a gallon of Hagen Daas and then pluck my eyebrows.

The Reviews Are In - Marni as Celine Rocks!

2005-08-20T22:14:00.000-07:00

I debuted my new drag act Saturday and I was a sensation! Somehow, I crammed all 385lbs. of my pig fat self into a beautiful, red sequined gown, donned a wig and trooper that I am, walked out to Lipsinka all of Celine Dion's hits!

I was even better than Celine! FUCK the real Celine! I sang everything:

Because You Love Me
Dreamin of You
It's All Coming Back to Me Now
The Power of Love

And I blew the roof off the joint with:

My Heart Will Go On

I couldn't resist a few show tunes -- a girl just can't help it you know.

Best of all, I got $30 in tips and dragged home a new Mexican boyfriend who plowed my boypussy until I screamed!

Take THAT Celine! Pictures should be up later this week!

scottfromca's summer sandwich recipe

2005-08-19T11:52:00.000-07:00

Girls, I know this is fattening and will give you foul smelling farts, but hmmmmmmmm, does it taste good!

From my hotplate to yours.

scottfromca's peanut butter and bacon summer sandwich! Eat 3 or 4!

Ingredients:
2 slices bread
peanut butter
1 banana
2 slices cooked bacon
honeyDirections:
Take 2 slices of bread and cover each slice with peanut butter. Slice a banana into 1/4 longwise and place on bread. Add bacon. Cover with honey.
Take to a flat grill and grill the bread.
Serve sandwich hot.

Enjoy!!!

Jeff Gannon Joins the Washington Blade

2005-08-19T10:01:00.000-07:00

The hot and delicious conservative columnist, Jeff Gannon has joined the Washington Blade as a paid writer!

Oooh - I just love Gannon! He's a real stud and hung like a horse too! His tool can make a fat cow like me squirm with pleasure. I would squeeze that big cock like I was trying to hold back a fart and take his man gunk as a gift!

Check him out at: www.thewashingtonblade.com

You won't be disappointed!

Should I Run for the Senate?

2005-08-18T13:19:00.000-07:00

A few of my best Republican boys think I'd make a fine Senator.

I am forming an exploratory committee. We have our first meeting this weekend at the drag bar where I'm debuting my new show:

MARNI as CELINE DION on MARS!

~she sings ALL the hits!~

I would make a fine Senator -- much better than that fat, drunk Ted Kennedy.

I'm Just a Frightened Little Sissy - My Mommy Was Right!

2005-08-17T14:01:00.000-07:00

No wonder I behave the way I do.

I'm just a loner, an oddball, a freak, a coward, a sissy and a mess. I exist on the fringes on society pretending to be people I'm not because my voice is small and I'm really very dumb.

That's why I try to hijack the "ID's" of the big dogs and hide behind female's names. I'm really very scared -- scared of my own shadow.

Should I get therapy or a sex change?

I'M DRUNK, I'M FAT, I'M STUPID -- I'VE GOT IT ALL

2005-08-17T04:58:00.000-07:00

No wonder everyone hates me. It's a case of jealousy.

I am unofficially the most hated and reviled fag on the internet and that's why the blogs hate my guts.

Maybe I'll write a book. I'll call it: "How to Anger 14 Million Bloggers."

What do you think? Then, maybe it wil have enough money to join Jenny Craig.

Heeeeeeeeeeere's MARNI

2005-08-16T08:03:00.000-07:00

Well girls, here I am!

All 385lbs. of my fat ass stuffed into an impossibly tight rayon frock and makeup dripping down my oily face!

Big girls DO have fun!

What do you think? I'm Gorgeous, huh?

I'm so pretty I think I'm going to find myself a new Mexican boyfriend! They know how to treat a fat girl right with hot butt sex! ;-)

A pretty girrrrrrrrrrrl
Is like a melody

I'm a doll!

Vineger to Clean the Boypussy?

2005-08-15T10:07:00.000-07:00

I heard a group of bottom feeders over the weekend swear they clean up their poop shoot with a mixture of warm water and vineger.

They say it leaves them a fresh as a spring morning and ready for love!

Isn't vineger a bit acidic? Well, I'll try it.

The Catholic Woman's Operation for Men?

2005-08-12T15:18:00.000-07:00

Has anyone heard of this operation?

For years Catholic women who dropped a dozen kids ended up with a stretched, non-functional vagina to pleasure their husbands. Well, my rectum and anus are similarly stretched beyond reason from all the years of sticking large thing up there like cucumbers, dildos and of course, black men with horse dicks.

My current "honey" has a 14 incher and he says he can't touch both sides! I want to be able to pleasure him and I'm already a fattie and a farter, so I want to tighten up my boy pussy before I lose D'Jerald to a younger bitch.

ScottfromCA Crawls Back to John A

2005-08-11T15:38:00.000-07:00

What a cowardly little shit!

ScottfromCA, also a little sissy weasal, has crawled back to AMERICAblog's John A begging for forgiveness!

Oh, pweeze take me back, pweeze let me post again. I sorry!

ROFLMAO!!!

My Fat Waistline

2005-08-08T12:30:00.000-07:00

My weight has ballooned to 385lbs. and I can't seen to stop eating. Even my black lover says my fat ass is becoming an issue for him. I like being a "big girl" so why the criticism? I'm still a good Republican faggot.

I Adore Andrew Sullivan!

2005-08-03T11:34:00.000-07:00

He's a genius. He's a great thinker, a conservative, deeply religious, pro-Bush, pro-war and loves to bareback (like me) and he's just so damned cute!

Is he available? I am and I would love to be his bitch. ;-)

SCOTTFROMCA IS A FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2005-07-24T22:15:00.000-07:00

Bloggers and webmasters be warned!

ScottfromCA is a fraud!

He has been banned from many blogs for spamming and he likes to use a varierty of fake names to cause problems. His fake names include:

scottfromca
marni
bridget from UK
medusamad
eric
matt
Mr. B Natural
John
LadyVanCombe
Micki
S from C
tonyakascottfromca
marco
Marco Sella
Nova Scotia from Ca
Marcia

He's a liar
He's a moron
He's a nutcase
He's deranged
He's schizophrenic
He's bad news
He's trouble
He has shit for brains
He's a pinhead
He's a NAMBLA member

If he appears, ban him at once! He belongs in a mental institution.
If he continues to cause trouble, report him to the CA State Bar where he's registered under the name: Anthony Demarco.

They will be happy to learn a bar member is engaging in such unethical behavior!

Addendum: the greater blog community will be adding his fake names to this thread each time one appears. The list of his fake names is growing.