Friday, August 12, 2005

The Catholic Woman's Operation for Men?

Has anyone heard of this operation?

For years Catholic women who dropped a dozen kids ended up with a stretched, non-functional vagina to pleasure their husbands. Well, my rectum and anus are similarly stretched beyond reason from all the years of sticking large thing up there like cucumbers, dildos and of course, black men with horse dicks.

My current "honey" has a 14 incher and he says he can't touch both sides! I want to be able to pleasure him and I'm already a fattie and a farter, so I want to tighten up my boy pussy before I lose D'Jerald to a younger bitch.