Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Brad & Jen Split Final - My Turn?

Well girls, Brad & Jen are no more. A judge in California granted their final divorce decree yesterday and I'm happy.

What does a stud like Brad Pitt want with this skinny hag Jennifer Aniston anyway? She has no titties and is a twig!

Now, if Brad -- all muscle and hard pecker, wants a real woman, then I'm available. Honey, I could make Mr. Pitt very happy. Best of all he could cum as often as he wants and never worry about making me preggers. My boypussy is a child-free zone!

I love Brad Pitt!