Angelina Jolie Knocked Up

The lovely, cunt-lipped Angelina Jolie is with baby -- Brad's baby!

She's one lucky girl. I would give my last Krispy Kreme donut to have Brad Pitt make a creampie in my boy pussy!

I predict the Bradangelina creation will be the most beautiful baby ever born.

HAPPY NEW YEARS, DARLINGS!

I've NEVER been "big" on making resolutions, but this is ridiculous.

2006 means a diet for me. Why my ass is so fat now, I can't find clothes to fit and sex is a struggle -- even a man with a horse dick has trouble hittin' my boy pussy thru all the fat.

My Christmas Wish List

I know I've been a fucking troll this year, posting on blogs, using fake names, overeating like a pig and blowing everything in pants (even greasy Mexicans), but I hope Santa overlooks this and gives me a few gifts.

Here's Scottfromca wants for Christmas;

1.) panties that fit!
-weighing 385lbs., it's very difficile to find panties than go around my massive pig-belly and not ride up my crack.
2.) wigs!
- I needs new wigs for my drag act and for once, I'd like at least one human hair wig. All of mines are made of plastic and they don't style well.
3.) a man!
- I am a good queen and one day would like to settle down and start a family. It's hard to find a good man these days!
4.) a year's supply of Beano!
- I fart all the time and it's getting so that people don'twant to be around me.
5.) an identity!
- this posting on blogs as Marni, Lady V, et al, is becoming tiresome. Everyone is onto my shtick and I'm running out of options.
6.) psychological therapy!
- just a few sessions to help me figure out why I'm such a phony and a fuckup.
7.) a Jack-in-the-Box Card!
- this allows you to eat fine, fast food and not have to bring cash!

Well, Motherfuckers, Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and Kwanzaa with pigs feet!

Big Chest, Big Heart, Big Christmas Greetings!

Merry Christmas Fellow Conservative Cocksuckers!

Don't cha love this time of the year?

I do and I love to dress in festive drag to celebrate. Don't forget to send a Happy Holiday greeting to this true American patriot.

The liberals have been dogging her something awful lately.

Marni Launches Annie Lennox!

I'm a genius! A fat, fucking genius!

After racking my brain I had a revelation for my new act!

Scottfromca as Marni does Annie Lennox!

I plan to perform Sweet Dreams sung in pig latin! After all, I'm a pig and I love latin men with big cocks, so what's a better fit?

Here's the translation of the Sweet Dreams lyrics into pig latin.

Eetsway eamsdray areway ademay ofway isthay
Owhay amway Iway otay isagreeday?
Iway aveltray ethay orldwayAndway ethay evensay eassay--Everybody'sway ookinglay orfay omethingsay.
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay useway ouyay
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay etgay usedway ybay ouyay
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay abuseway ouyay
Omesay ofway emthay antway otay ebay abusedway.
(Oldhay ouryay eadhay upway--Eepkay ouryay eadhay upway--OVIN'MAY ONWAY)

See you soon, baby!

What is it with the Niggers?

I was out at the Club last night with my friends Planteen, Earcele, Aquanetta, and La Tasha just kickin' it and having a few beers.

Nothing serious. Light and easy. You know how it is after a busy week laying up watching Springer, reruns of Moeesha, and the Fresh Prince, well a girl's just got to get out and shake her money maker and say "hey girl."

Well, about 6 brothers came in and started hastlin' us. Talkin' bout "baby, wanna' come home with me and shit like that." I just wanted to hang out and go home. So I turned all of them down cold.

Well, they started fightin' and carryin' on something awful. I had to sneak my fat ass out the back door and into a cab home.

I guess whenever you get more than 2 niggers together in the same place, it's a riot in the making. Especially when there are beautiful girls like me around to make em' horny.

I've Always Been a Liar

It's true.

I was thinking about it and I've always had trouble telling the truth. I guess it started as a child and my lying to my mother. Later, I lied to teachers and friends.

I'm a cheater too, but that's a whole other thread I'll cover later.

Now, as an adult, I lie on the blog. I roam around impersonating otheres. It's not difficult because I am a female impersonator and I'm a sneak and a snake and a pig too.

I guess you could say I suffer from impulse control issues. I'm also a cum addict -- can't get enough.

My IP addresses keep getting banned and I've failed to contribute anything meaningful to the blogosphere. My reputation is well established now as a troublemaker and a liar.

Should I blow my brains out or just eat a 3lbs. bag of BBQ popato chips and wallow in my sorrow or both?

To the world, I say F UC K Y O U!